SUPER JOCK BROS. '89 Synthwave "Standard Issue" Jockstrap Parody Tee
XS
$27.99
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The Super Jock Bros. '89 Synthwave "Standard Issue" Tee is a minimalist evolution of our roster, engineered for high-performance daily wear. Inspired by the wireframe aesthetics of early computer graphics and 80s arcade tech, this design strips away the complexity for a clean, iconic finish.
This isn't just a new shirt; it’s a technical pivot. By isolating the central jockstrap icon against a receding geometric grid on a Black Heather canvas, we’ve created a "Gateway" piece that captures the nostalgia of the 1980s without the mental load of our high-detail parodies.
Design Philosophy
Zero-Inference Iconography: We are focusing purely on the geometry of the jockstrap, creating an instant-read parody that speaks for itself.
Procedural Grid Aesthetics: Features a receding wireframe grid that creates a sense of digital depth, a direct nod to late-80s "Tron" and early CAD software. 📐
Performance Heather Canvas: Specifically engineered for a Black Heather finish. The charcoal-flecked texture provides a high-contrast, "analog" backdrop that makes the neon accents vibrate like an early CRT monitor. 🏛️💻
Key Features:
Athletic Heather Blend: Crafted from a premium Black Heather fabric that offers the breathable, textured look of classic 80s gym gear while maintaining a soft, high-quality feel.
High-Def Direct-to-Garment Print: Captures the precise neon cyan and magenta vector lines with surgical clarity, ensuring the grid remains sharp through every wash.
Policy Note: Every piece in the Heritage Series is custom-made to order. We do not accept returns for sizing errors or buyer's remorse, but we offer exchanges for any damaged goods or misprints. Please consult the sizing chart before deployment.
SUPER JOCK BROS. '89 Synthwave "Standard Issue" Jockstrap Parody Tee
$27.99
This isn't just a new shirt; it’s a technical pivot. By isolating the central jockstrap icon against a receding geometric grid on a Black Heather canvas, we’ve created a "Gateway" piece that captures the nostalgia of the 1980s without the mental load of our high-detail parodies.
Design Philosophy
Zero-Inference Iconography: We are focusing purely on the geometry of the jockstrap, creating an instant-read parody that speaks for itself.
Procedural Grid Aesthetics: Features a receding wireframe grid that creates a sense of digital depth, a direct nod to late-80s "Tron" and early CAD software. 📐
Performance Heather Canvas: Specifically engineered for a Black Heather finish. The charcoal-flecked texture provides a high-contrast, "analog" backdrop that makes the neon accents vibrate like an early CRT monitor. 🏛️💻
Key Features:
Athletic Heather Blend: Crafted from a premium Black Heather fabric that offers the breathable, textured look of classic 80s gym gear while maintaining a soft, high-quality feel.
High-Def Direct-to-Garment Print: Captures the precise neon cyan and magenta vector lines with surgical clarity, ensuring the grid remains sharp through every wash.
Policy Note: Every piece in the Heritage Series is custom-made to order. We do not accept returns for sizing errors or buyer's remorse, but we offer exchanges for any damaged goods or misprints. Please consult the sizing chart before deployment.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |